At this table in the Row you meet the
contestants of the SpeedIF 9 competition. Standing at the head of the table, the contest organizer explains
"This SpeedIF (9) is going to require something that I usually leave up to people. You can story it up all you want but I want one puzzle to dominate the game. Yes, that's right, a puzzle. Logical or not, that's the number one requirement. Beyond that, the puzzle game should try to include a stairwell, a zippo lighter, coal-burning screwdriver, the monster behind you, an anonymous letter, fruitcake, Muffy the Poodle, an autographed picture of Ray Borque, and being buried alive."