At this table in the Row,
David Cornelson is conducting the SpeedIF 1 competition.
After some uncertainty, David sets the time limit at two hours, and explains the premise:
"one room only, two NPC's, location is your choice"
"one NPC must be jealous of the other or the PC or both"
"one NPC or the PC must be a mortician or work in a funeral home"
"one NPC or the PC must exhibit schitzophrenia (drastic mood/personality shifts)"
"an NPC or the PC must have a headache"
"Starting NOW! 7:41 on my clock. Go!"