How on earth did you get suckered into this?                                   
                                                                               
When you decided to take the class in existential physics, you figured it would
all be just a lot smoke and nonsense. You can do smoke and nonsense. You got   
through half your English major requirements on smoke and nonsense.            
                                                                               
Turns out they expect you to do Experiments....                                
                                                                               
So you came up with this experiment about entropy and the conservation of      
matter. That's what you call it on paper, and they actually accepted it.       
Privately, you call it "smoke and nonsense with missing sock and wire hanger". 
                                                                               
There's just one problem: you don't have a wire hanger.                        
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
A Freak Accident Leaves Seattle Pantsless                                      
Copyright (c) 2000 by Christopher Huang.                                       
Release 1 / Serial number 000115 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/7                    
                                                                               
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