FIRST WAVE, Then Jump Up and Down Screaming
In a couple of hundred years, some aliens are gonna try some spooky shit on top of a big steel phallic symbol in France. -- I.ii.4.$$101.f.seven "Like all of Nostradamus's oracles, I didn't really have any idea what this one meant, until events came to mysteriously mirror it. Funny how the aliens feel strangely compelled to always do exactly what Nostradamus prediced all those centuries ago... "Oh, yeah. Aliens. They killed my dog while we were abducted for experimentation into human sexuality. An alien with only one arm framed me for its murder, and I've been on the run ever since. No one belives my claims -- who would? My only companions are an ex-seti alien nut, some guy who keeps cutting people's heads off and yelling "There can be only one!", the ghost of former president Richard M. Nixon, the entire population of North Dakota, Al, an advisor from my own time who appears in the form of a hologram that only I can see and hear, and the thing that evolved from the ship's cat. "No. Wait. They're all off doing made-for-TV movies this week, so I guess I'm alone, just me against the... FIRST WAVE, Then Jump Up and Down Screaming *** MORE ***
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