In a couple of hundred years, some aliens are gonna try some spooky shit on top
of a big steel phallic symbol in France.
-- I.ii.4.$$101.f.seven
"Like all of Nostradamus's oracles, I didn't really have any idea what this one
meant, until events came to mysteriously mirror it. Funny how the aliens feel
strangely compelled to always do exactly what Nostradamus prediced all those
centuries ago...
"Oh, yeah. Aliens. They killed my dog while we were abducted for
experimentation into human sexuality. An alien with only one arm framed me for
its murder, and I've been on the run ever since. No one belives my claims --
who would? My only companions are an ex-seti alien nut, some guy who keeps
cutting people's heads off and yelling "There can be only one!", the ghost of
former president Richard M. Nixon, the entire population of North Dakota, Al,
an advisor from my own time who appears in the form of a hologram that only I
can see and hear, and the thing that evolved from the ship's cat.
"No. Wait. They're all off doing made-for-TV movies this week, so I guess I'm
alone, just me against the...
FIRST WAVE, Then Jump Up and Down Screaming
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