Razors pain you;                                    
                           Rivers are damp;                                    
                           Acids stain you;                                    
                           And drugs cause cramp.                              
                           Guns aren't lawful;                                 
                           Nooses give;                                        
                           Gas smells awful;                                   
                           You might as well live.                             
                                                                               
                           Dorothy Parker, Résumé                              
                                                                               
                                                                               
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