Working for Apex Lair Security Services, you've met all kinds of interesting   
people. As a matter of fact, Ornomir the Deathlord doesn't sound much different
from several other clients whose treasure-laden underground lairs you've       
guarded in the past. He's richer than most of them, however, and very          
influential; Ornomir carries a lot of weight in the wealthy subterranean-      
complex-owning community. Do this job well, and if Ornomir puts in a good word 
for you it could mean a big promotion. On the other hand, mess things up and   
you can probably kiss your position good-bye. If there's one job that's        
important to your career, this is it.                                          
                                                                               
Then again, if Ornomir's so rich and so concerned about his treasures, he      
probably has all sorts of safeguards already in place to protect them, so you  
shouldn't have anything to worry about. Anyway, thinking too much about the    
potential consequences is only going to give you a headache; best to think     
about this is just another job and do your usual thorough work.                
                                                                               
So, after an uneventful journey, you arrive at Ornomir's door, ready for       
another relatively uneventful night of...                                      
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