Here you are in your attic, working on the insulation. You really hate to do   
crap like this, but the chores have to be done. The only thing up here that    
keeps you from going completely bonkers is the radio you have, which blares the
tunes proudly.                                                                 
                                                                               
After a particularly long fit of commercials, the radio announcer comes on. You
expect him to announce the next song, but he does not do so, and something     
about his tone of voice calls you to listen:                                   
                                                                               
"This is Cory Olson, from 92.6 Rock Radio. We regret to announce, especially   
for those living near the Heartweight Correctional Center, that the murderous  
inmate, Keith Alfonzo, escaped this morning."                                  
                                                                               
'...those living near the Heartweight Correctional Center...' That's you. You  
live less than a mile away from the psycho camp. Sure, some have called you    
stupid for living there, but the house was REAL cheap, and nothing has ever    
happened to you. In fact, inmates have escaped before, and nothing ever became 
of it.                                                                         
                                                                               
You figure, the first thing an escapee is going to do is try to get as far away
from the place as possible, for fear of getting caught again. So the Alfonzo   
dude is probably miles away, maybe even in the next state by now.              
                                                                               
"Keep in mind that he is armed and dangerous, and all those in the area should 
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