What a bummer birthday!                             
                                                                               
                                                                               
        Well circumstances aren't all you hoped they'd be right now.           
 It is two days before payday and your funds are non-existent.  Yesterday was  
                               your birthday                                   
 and you were hoping for money. Instead all you got was an old toaster from    
                               your eccentric                                  
great, great grand mother.  Not to be unappreciative (because toast is good),  
                                but you had                                    
 really been counting on cash. In an effort to bring your relationship with    
                                    your                                       
  girlfriend "Beth" to a new level, you invited her to stay over and watch     
                             movies. She was a                                 
  little hesitant at first, but agreed when you promised her a home cooked     
                             breakfast of eggs,                                
                     bacon, toast, pancakes, and syrup.                        
That was probably not the smartest move in the world considering you have next 
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